Random Thoughts

There's not enough chocolate/ice cream in North Dakota to make me feel better tonight. Fifteen minutes ago I got kicked out of the living room by Jennifer because Johnny's bed is falling apart and he wants to sleep on the couch. He still isn't out in the living room trying to sleep. I was going to come home from work watch a movie and try to relax a little before I went to bed. Not going to happen now, you have to be comfortable to relax, my bed is the least comfortable place in the house to sit.

The following is what I was originally going to type here tonight while I was watching the movie. They are just some of the random things that have popped into my head over the last few days.

I need new shoes! Walking to class yesterday my shoe came untied for the first time since I bought them on the 30th of July. Proof that I am addicted to shoes...

HA HA HA!! Since Jennifer broke up with Johnny he has been hanging out with this girl named Kristen (I think I said something about her in an previous entry and how Johnny thinks she is ugly and I think Johnny is ugly). One night I answered Jennifer's cell phone when she called for Johnny. Talking to her that once I knew she had a crush on Johnny. He wouldn't believe me. The other day he went over to her place to watch a movie and didn't come home until 5 am. She had asked him out. I think I understand girls a little more than you do Johnny, I do happen to be one.

Gaven and Gwen are getting married twice? I didn't even know that they were still together, let alone engaged!

Prince Harry got cute. And he's 18 now.

Someone should invent a way to keep under wires from poking out of bras. No girl likes her boobs being poked by part of their bra.

Buy the September 23rd issue of People. I laughed my butt off at the comments on the worst dressed.

Why did I spend $45 on hair stuff? My hair is still frizzy and curly. Super straightening powers my ass!

Can I change my phone number? Taco Bell keeps calling.

My Swoon horoscopes suck. They are so harsh on poor little Geminis.

Stupid pop-up quiz windows! Wasn't James Bond's number 218?

Eeeeww! Jennifer just licked my neck.

Princess Diana left this world in 1997 it is now 2002 can we stop trying to drag her name through the mud?

Johnny doesn't do a very good job providing for himself. He hasn't bought any groceries for himself since the beginning of August. He is going through the groceries my mom bought for Jennifer and I rather quickly though. He has to call Mommy and Daddy every other week because he overdrafts his checking account and can't pay his bills or put gas in his car. He doesn't have that many bills, rent, phone and power. His parents pay his car insurance, he doesn't have any credit cards he is trying to pay off. Grr...

If I spoke better Spanish I would test out of Spanish 101. It is all review right now and so boring going to class.

Time sure flies even if you aren't having fun. Christopher Reeves is making progress. I can't believe that it was 1995 when he had his accident.

Damn my thumbs are ugly. Stupid rake and leaves, leaving ugly red blisters on my thumbs.

HA HA HA! I'm not washing any of those dishes. I've washed all the ones I've used once I finished using them.

Do you really have to use six different glasses in one day just to drink Pepsi?

Turkey sandwich... I'm going to go make one for dinner right now, then do some homework.