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I'm not stupid so there...
This is a little something for all my english professors compliments of Swoon Horoscopes... Slow your roll. This is a perfect moment to remind yourself that "I don't know the answer to your question" is not only an acceptable response, but one that might buy you enough time to figure out what the devil is going on and - if necessary - how to extricate yourself gracefully. So now you can't call me stupid if I say I don't know the answer to this question. And if you do I'll have the horoscope lady from Swoon kick your butt. I don't really think that I will take it that far, but I can always talk big. Especially here since I doubt any of my old crazy lady english professors even know that diaryland exists. So they will probably never even know that the horoscope lady is out to get them. The horoscope lady probably won't even know that. Well maybe she will since she seems to be sort of onmisent (i probably didn't spell that right, but it is supposed to be the word that means all knowing.) I was right i didn't spell it right, it is really omniscient. I remembered that I had a dictionary in my backpack (that I bought special for my stupid english class as UGF.) Speaking of UGF, I miss my old crappy job at the cafeteria. I miss talking to the dorm kids, even though you could see right through the majority of them. I have to go study for my religion test, I thought I was going to have the weekend to study, but Dr. Be changed the date and now it is tomorrow instead of Tuedsay.
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