pain killers please

This morning, I wake up, chase the cats out of my room so they won’t be under my feet while I am trying to get ready for work, and start getting dressed. In the process of getting dressed I did something to my shoulder/neck/upper back. I have no idea what I did but it still hurts like no other. I can barely turn my neck, I can hardly lift my right arm and it hurts to breath and yawn. I hurt so much that I couldn’t even sleep.

When Jennifer came home she had to run into my room first thing to tell me something or another, with the half sleep daze and the I am in so much pain my brain doesn’t work frame of mind I don’t remember what it was. Oh wait, I just remembered. She came in to yell at me for buying sandwich meat and no cheese. I had bought cheese she had just failed to realize that it wasn’t just another kind of sandwich meat.

I was in so much pain that I decided hey I will ask Jennifer if she will rub my back, maybe that will make it feel better. My lord was that a freaking mistake. She attacked my back like she was a freaking wrecking ball. I can’t imagine where she got the idea that trying to poke her fingers through my back was going to make it feel better. My only guess is that is has something to do with Johnny. She will never again be giving me a back rub, I should have known that it would be a bad idea she can’t even scratch a persons back for more than three seconds without going buggy.

I really need to figure out a way to separate topics within the same entry.

Kristen got back from Edinburgh and London sometime this week, so today after the working and the grocery shopping I stopped by her house to get the Dawson’s Creek tape from her. She is nice enough to record them for me.

I am all excited about Pacey and Joey. I loved those two when they were together before, and I can’t wait for them to be back together. And Joshua Jackson is so hot when he isn’t sporting the facial hair.

For my point, on this tape was also recorded the very first episode of DC. I forgot how much of the show happened in the first season, and was surprised by how much of it was introduced in the first episode. Gail and the news guy, Pacey and the teacher, Joey asking Dawson how often he walked his dog. Okay I guess it wasn’t that much, I just didn’t remember it being in the first episode. Then I wondered how on earth had that episode hooked so many people. Dawson’s haircut alone should have been enough to scare us off, if not the haircut the forehead.

Another subject change

So Samma bin Laden swore she was not going to waste another second of her time or money in Target when she got fired. Yesterday I show up at work and Starbucks, Deli and Bakery are just buzzing. Samm was in the store and she was telling everyone she was pregnant. Okay so maybe we should give her the benefit of the doubt, but I wouldn’t put it past her to come in with a store like that to try to make us feel like ass holes for getting her fired. She knew we all knew she was having money trouble, so come in saying you are pregnant so your life is just that little bit more difficult, isn't that off base for her.

Then today when I saw her in there again, I thought maybe she did go get herself knocked up and she is going to be in Target everyday spending money she should be saving for this baby, just to show off that she is pregnant. Today she was towing one of publicly gay regulars at Starbucks around as if he were the father of the baby.

It was so much easier to pretend we liked her when we didn’t have to see her everyday at work.