a ramble about some dreams and falling down

So I am sitting in my pjs yesterday morning and the phone rings. I jump up hop around Jennifer's little chest that we use as a sort of coffee table, then start heading for the phone.

My big toe gets caught in the opposite pant leg, of course I fall down. On my right leg above my knee I have a huge spot of rug burn. My left leg has a strip of rug burn slash bruise on my shin. It is pretty funny looking.

I'm sure the neighbors had a good laugh. This all happened right infront of the big window facing their house.

On a totally different subject. My dreams have been totally weird lately. This morning I had two strange dreams. The first one I was on some African Safari with a bunch of people. All we ever did was stand under this tent and argue about food.

So I am hanging around with Bette Midler, and Ricky Lake. They want everyone to believe their names are Sally and Heather, but I know they aren't so I can never call them by the right name. I keep calling Sally (Bette) Heather and everytime I do Heather gets mad at me. Right before the dream ended I started calling Sally James and they threw onion rings at me.

The second dream was about these twin girls that married some twin boys and they think their husbands are cheating on them so they go on the blind date game with another set of twins and their husbands and it was like a competetion between all the guys. I think the girls were just trying to make their husbands jealous, but that is just me.

Enough rambling for now, I need to find myself some lunch.