I'm getting glasses and coffee comes from cherries

Things I have learned in the last 48 hours.

• Coffee Beans come from the Coffee Cherry.
• The reason canned coffee sometimes tastes stale to me is because it is. If it weren't all the cans of coffee would explode from the gases coffee beans and grounds produce when they are fresh.
• That I am indeed far-sighted. Maybe that is why I am such a slow reader. I am picking up my glasses sometime after 2 this afternoon.
• Even a teeny tiny Starbucks sample coffee has enough caffine in it to keep me awake until nearly 4 am when it was drank at 8 pm.